Location: Klopa Grill & Café, 4835 North Western Ave., (773) 745-5672

Chooser: Seamus

When: Friday, May 14, 7:00 pm

Cuisine: Serbian

Price Range: $

Says Seamus: “When I think of Serbia, I think of (a) ethnic cleansing, (b) Kosovo (which is technically no longer part of Serbia) and (c) Milena, this one uber-hot bartender I used to know who is almost certainly married by now because apparently getting married in your early twenties is still popular in that culture. Further, when I think of Serbian food, I think of United Nations crates stamped “Don de les Ecoliers de France” (mainly because I have this vague feeling that Serbia’s involved in a civil war or something, which is entirely incorrect, so my bad). In any event, Serbia apparently has its very own cuisine and I’d like to give it a try because it appears to be mostly meat-based – if any of you are vegetarians/vegans/Serb-haters, better luck next week, suckas.

“Please RSVP by Thursday afternoon-ish; I made a reservation, but the guy on the other end of the line didn’t really speak English very well and also started to hang up on me without taking my name until I asked if he wanted it, so I’m thinking they play it pretty fast and loose. Also, note that it’s B.Y.O.B. Drunk Club will be determined by a poll of those planning to attend.”