Location: Lillie’s Q, 1856 West North Ave., (773) 772-5500
Chooser: Seamus
When: Friday, November 12, 7:00 pm
Cuisine: Barbecue
Price Range: $$
Says Seamus: “Hello, fellow eaters,
“Boy howdy, I do likes me some barbecue, yessir, I do. Although Lillie’s Q doesn’t take reservations, I called today and was informed that it wouldn’t be “too much of a wait” on a Friday night, which is almost certainly a lie – luckily, I work four blocks away and will make a point of shagging ass over there on Friday to make sure we’ll be served in a timely manner. This place has a good menu and a great beer/drink selection, plus they distill their own moonshine and serve your liquor in Bell jars (which I think is awesome). It’s easily accessible by public transportation (Blue Line, North Avenue bus) and there’s no shortage of possible DC locations since it’s in Hipster Park. As a final enticement, I shall purchase one boiled peanuts appetizer for every four attendees. Really, what more could you want?
“Since we won’t have a reservation anyway, please RSVP by 4:00pm on Friday. Hell, if you decide you want to come after that, call/text me at (773) xxx-xxxx or just show up – it’s not like I’m going to try to stop you.”


Hey, Calvert, thanks for blocking my phone number on the public posting of my description – after that crazy Serbian guy went all nationalist on me a few picks ago, I’m more appreciative of my anonymity. I owe you one.
No worries. I figured you didn’t want the Hipster Park mafia after you.